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Christmas comes early as Joe Picket and Nick Mobile alabama morning suckfest who continues to sound like a pitch perfect David Cross return with another video collection and U. For those of you unaware of this cult phenomenon from the last 8 years, The Found Footage Festival is a collection of home movies, public access shows, training videos and pretty much anything else Joe and Nick find in VHS form at yard sales, thrift stores or donations Suckfest morning Mobile alabama Cross being a frequent contributor.
And as always, no YouTube videos. Joe and Nick provide the live commentary, jokes and back story to these corrupt gems. In this fast cutting montage we are instructed by Dee who squeals with delight at every colorful line she puts down. After a few minutes Mobile alabama morning suckfest screams and moans collectively start to sound like a porn star riding a sybian. Her performance is so over-the-top she could beat Cloris Leachman out of an Emmy.
The only thing scarier than learning how to wash the thing are the creepy owners hosting the video who were probably the home schooled kids growing up. The clips end with a warning on how you can kill your ferret with a barcalounger. Michael Chitwood such good names leads the pack. Get Rid of Your Ugly Friends. So with that comes a dizzying array of clips from La-Z Boy Furniture tips on how kids can be safe from guys in trench coats to Blueberry the Clown, who comes off a thousand times scarier than any potential boy toucher.
Frank Pacholski is a semi-fit, bald, hairy man who enjoys prancing around public access television in an American flag speedo and Zorro mask in front of a circle of elderly people held against their will. Right out of a David Lynch nightmare sequence, Frank puts your poor Nana through hell as he steps it up by adding the special Dinner Dancing with Frank Pacholski, which is the same thing but with the added bonus of watching Frank slather himself sexually in various food stuffs.
The bonus to this one is that Joe and Nick go through great expense hiring a private investigator to find Frank so that they can meet him, resulting in them interviewing Frank on a beach in Santa Monica where he proves to be anything but compliant. This grows into more adult subjects like a sex ed tape for girls with an animated wiener sequence.
This one is admittedly torturous for the guys to watch over and over again while on tour. Christopher Kelly Peterman serial killer name talks to his camcorder from a hot corner of a mobile home in Louisiana. Hand Made Love for the boys and Finger Tips for the girls; both videos taught by flea market creep-types you would never want to see with their clothes off. Joe and Nick always make sure to get one good penis shot in every volume that makes the crowd yelp.
Live is a bearded kung fu hippie with big film dreams. He put together a pitch reel for a feature film and sent it to Paramount Studios. Salvaged in a dumpster behind the studios for our VHS viewing pleasure, we get to watch an enthusiastic D. Nick and Joe even set-up a Kickstarter for the film. From electric keyboards to playing the spoons to voice lessons by a tone deaf couple, learning an instrument never looked more uncool. This one is one you will watch with both hands placed firmly over both eyes.
What follows is this clip show of ridiculous interviews and successful attempts at making endless news anchors confused and upset. The winner, though, is one called Instant Adoring Boyfriend where this psychotic-looking pretty boy talks to you through the camera telling you how good you look and feeding you chocolates. The tour starts now through April! Get your tickets now! Be there AND be square.
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