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I'm A Celebrity recap: Here's what went on tonight. There was a really crap office party And camp numner Michael Buerk got everyone making paper chains. Now, we're no legal expert — but surely there's an EU convention about this sort of thing? Making your minions toil in the heat of the jungle with no plausible health and safety assessment first? What if they get a paper cut, eh? Did anyone think of that? Chhat were probably all like, "Ooh, snakes" and "Oh gosh, the crocodiles".
Foggy actually did something useful With boss Michael and caht deputy Mel Sykes not physically allowed to do any work around camp, it was up to the rest of them to put a meal together. Cue Foggy Sue utterly bewildered as someone put a She mel chat number com Shhe raw meat in his lap. If you recall, she was the MP who had an affair with John Major — Britain's singularly most boring person ever produced — while he was the Prime Minister, so just picture his grey, old-man buttocks quivering nakedly whenever she talks about sex.
Anyway, she got into a tiff with Mel after basically insinuating Mel and Kendra wouldn't be as good at the Bushtucker Trial as Foggy. Later on, Mel clarified what she'd meant. Why would we need a man to chop food? Michael calls Kendra a "little bitch" It was in context though, so don't get all funny with him about it, yeah? Jake flirted with Mel It had been literal minutes since his primary object of affection — Nadia — had left the camp before Jake moved onto Mel.
He was put up for tonight's Bushtucker Trial, titled Boulder Dash, which involved him inching his way along a wooden beam to collect those all-important stars. Except there was a massive ball on a rope trying to knock him off, along with a load of cockroaches and other nasties being fired at him. All in a day's work for Fog — he returned back to camp with eight meals.
That's all folks — tune in tomorrow night for more I'm A Celebrity juice. However she managed to win the, errr, hearts of many in her itsy-bitsy blue bikini. We bow down to you, Mr Wright. Katie knew exactly what she was doing when she stripped down to a frilly red bikini and lathered up her bod in her second stint in the jungle. Our ultimate fave moment has to be Mark emerging butt naked from the jungle pool as a lustful Emily looks on.
Join the club, Scottie… Informer Pussycat Dolls Ash made jaws drop across the nation when she took a dip in the pool. Doncha wish your girlfriend could work the jungle shower like her? Room for one more in there, Gino? Watching the love blossom between these two exceptionally beautiful specimens was one of our fave TV moments of — especially when they jumped in the shower together. Ms Klass is undoubtedly the queen of the jungle shower.